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Post by MISTRESS on Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:52 pm

You will refer to me always as Mistress.

I have come to instill some much needed discipline into this hell hole.

First things first, someone open a damned window, it reeks of testosterone in here.

Next, go shave those palms...

Sloppiness of any kind will not be tolerated...so always make sure that you have an adequate supply of Kleenex in my presence.

If you have any complaints refer them to Pox Boy who will ignore them completely due to the fact that he will not be able to speak or hear very clearly once I have him employed in a more fitting position to his station.

Carry on...
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Post by alexisio on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:52 pm

Welcome Mistress, let me know if i can be of service? My palms are always clean cause i like the feel of soft hands on my well you get the gist of it.Do you have a whip?
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Post by Bulldog on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:25 am

I'd like to know who that poor bastard is your sitting on? If yer don't let em up for air shortly, you'll have a body to get rid of.
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Post by alexisio on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:44 am

Hey Butch dont try to scare Mistress off, she is much sweeter than that Lady Bug you scared off, so behave!
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Post by Bulldog on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:50 am

Yeah grovel grovel. What a Face

Pox boy I like it. Yes it fits nicely. Well done Mattress (oops) Mistress. Laughing
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Post by Blythe Masters on Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:11 am

Oh how grand, a new member. Welcome Mistress.

Please don't be to harsh on them after all they are just men. They cannot help themselves.
They are all well aware of their stations in life and act accordingly.

Blythe I love you
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Post by alexisio on Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:50 am

I Know my place in life! On my knees.
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Post by Dirtbikepilot on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:18 pm

What hope have we got We'll be over run and taken over at this rate.
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Post by Bulldog on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:24 pm

Dirtbikepilot wrote:What hope have we got We'll be over run and taken over at this rate.


We certainly will be if everyone curtails to the females like alexisio. New nickname old yella. Some backbone thats whats required. duel duel
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Post by Dirtbikepilot on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:28 pm

Yes, it is all starting to make sense. All the cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

cheers is an indicator of how much of his manhood he is willing to give up.
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Post by Bulldog on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:33 pm

What frkn manhood, He's a dike.
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Post by alexisio on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:42 pm

Women love me , Mothers wanna mother me , Animals adore me , You Dear Butch wish you were ME. Fkn home brew ha, Women in Leather an Whips now , thats what you brewsters need to get into!
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Post by lucky luke on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:57 pm

alexisio wrote:Women love me , Mothers wanna mother me , Animals adore me , You Dear Butch wish you were ME. Fkn home brew ha, Women in Leather an Whips now , thats what you brewsters need to get into!

I hate you........................ well, not really. Just thought I'd go a little contrarian for a moment.

Women with attitudes? Shocked Normally just women LOADED with emotional baggage. If only the good looking ones would just keep quiet, smile, and do womanly things. clown
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Post by Bulldog on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:58 pm

Yeah well before long that big cock of yours will be sitting on her dressing table, along with all the other trophies. The big difference is it wont be still attached to you.
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Post by lucky luke on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:00 pm

Bulldog wrote:Yeah well before long that big cock of yours will be sitting on her dressing table, along with all the other trophies. The big difference is it wont be still attached to you.

Butch!!! You've been peeking!!! Or was it the noise I made when I kicked it awake in the pissophane?
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Post by Bulldog on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:04 pm

Not you lousy luke. That boowhacker Alexisio.
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Post by Dirtbikepilot on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:08 pm

lucky luke wrote:Butch!!! You've been peeking!!! Or was it the noise I made when I kicked it awake in the pissophane?

Righto what is a pissophane. I searched it and all I could find was this.

"Marketplace name (to be avoided in the gem trade) for wax-treated (wax-impregnated) hydrophane."

I don't think that description fits your comment
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Post by lucky luke on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:10 pm

Bulldog wrote:Not you lousy luke. That boowhacker Alexisio.

I can easily understand how you mixed us up there for a moment. .................. "lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.
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Post by lucky luke on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:11 pm

Dirtbikepilot wrote:
lucky luke wrote:Butch!!! You've been peeking!!! Or was it the noise I made when I kicked it awake in the pissophane?

Righto what is a pissophane. I searched it and all I could find was this.

"Marketplace name (to be avoided in the gem trade) for wax-treated (wax-impregnated) hydrophane."

I don't think that description fits your comment

Probably a typo on my part. Pissophane = that thing you water in the "mens" rather than sitting down to do the deed.
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Post by Dirtbikepilot on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:12 pm

lucky luke wrote:"lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.

Where did you pick the lice up. You know there are treatments for them.
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Post by lucky luke on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:15 pm

Dirtbikepilot wrote:
lucky luke wrote:"lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.

Where did you pick the lice up. You know there are treatments for them.

Two of you now!!?? Comedians everywhere tonight!? Place is crawling with them.
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Post by alexisio on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:27 pm

I heard your crawling with them!
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Post by Bulldog on Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:46 pm

Dirtbikepilot wrote:
lucky luke wrote:"lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.

Where did you pick the lice up. You know there are treatments for them.



Well if it was his head in the avatar who knows what nasties he's picked up. He could have mad cow disease. What a Face
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Post by centralPA on Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:23 pm

Im on the other team.
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Post by alexisio on Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:50 am

centralPA wrote:Im on the other team.
Thats ok we got Members who bat for both teams,you can be Capt of that team! Leave the Mistress to me.
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