On your knees!
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Bulldog
alexisio
MISTRESS
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On your knees!
You will refer to me always as Mistress.
I have come to instill some much needed discipline into this hell hole.
First things first, someone open a damned window, it reeks of testosterone in here.
Next, go shave those palms...
Sloppiness of any kind will not be tolerated...so always make sure that you have an adequate supply of Kleenex in my presence.
If you have any complaints refer them to Pox Boy who will ignore them completely due to the fact that he will not be able to speak or hear very clearly once I have him employed in a more fitting position to his station.
Carry on...
I have come to instill some much needed discipline into this hell hole.
First things first, someone open a damned window, it reeks of testosterone in here.
Next, go shave those palms...
Sloppiness of any kind will not be tolerated...so always make sure that you have an adequate supply of Kleenex in my presence.
If you have any complaints refer them to Pox Boy who will ignore them completely due to the fact that he will not be able to speak or hear very clearly once I have him employed in a more fitting position to his station.
Carry on...
MISTRESS- Posts : 7
Join date : 2012-06-27
Re: On your knees!
Welcome Mistress, let me know if i can be of service? My palms are always clean cause i like the feel of soft hands on my well you get the gist of it.Do you have a whip?
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: On your knees!
I'd like to know who that poor bastard is your sitting on? If yer don't let em up for air shortly, you'll have a body to get rid of.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
Hey Butch dont try to scare Mistress off, she is much sweeter than that Lady Bug you scared off, so behave!
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: On your knees!
Yeah grovel grovel.
Pox boy I like it. Yes it fits nicely. Well done Mattress (oops) Mistress.
Pox boy I like it. Yes it fits nicely. Well done Mattress (oops) Mistress.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
Oh how grand, a new member. Welcome Mistress.
Please don't be to harsh on them after all they are just men. They cannot help themselves.
They are all well aware of their stations in life and act accordingly.
Blythe
Please don't be to harsh on them after all they are just men. They cannot help themselves.
They are all well aware of their stations in life and act accordingly.
Blythe
Re: On your knees!
I Know my place in life! On my knees.
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: On your knees!
Dirtbikepilot wrote:What hope have we got We'll be over run and taken over at this rate.
We certainly will be if everyone curtails to the females like alexisio. New nickname old yella. Some backbone thats whats required.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
Yes, it is all starting to make sense. All the
is an indicator of how much of his manhood he is willing to give up.
is an indicator of how much of his manhood he is willing to give up.
Re: On your knees!
What frkn manhood, He's a dike.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
Women love me , Mothers wanna mother me , Animals adore me , You Dear Butch wish you were ME. Fkn home brew ha, Women in Leather an Whips now , thats what you brewsters need to get into!
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: On your knees!
alexisio wrote:Women love me , Mothers wanna mother me , Animals adore me , You Dear Butch wish you were ME. Fkn home brew ha, Women in Leather an Whips now , thats what you brewsters need to get into!
I hate you........................ well, not really. Just thought I'd go a little contrarian for a moment.
Women with attitudes? Normally just women LOADED with emotional baggage. If only the good looking ones would just keep quiet, smile, and do womanly things.
lucky luke- Posts : 92
Join date : 2012-06-06
Location : Cootamundra
Re: On your knees!
Yeah well before long that big cock of yours will be sitting on her dressing table, along with all the other trophies. The big difference is it wont be still attached to you.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
Bulldog wrote:Yeah well before long that big cock of yours will be sitting on her dressing table, along with all the other trophies. The big difference is it wont be still attached to you.
Butch!!! You've been peeking!!! Or was it the noise I made when I kicked it awake in the pissophane?
lucky luke- Posts : 92
Join date : 2012-06-06
Location : Cootamundra
Re: On your knees!
Not you lousy luke. That boowhacker Alexisio.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
lucky luke wrote:Butch!!! You've been peeking!!! Or was it the noise I made when I kicked it awake in the pissophane?
Righto what is a pissophane. I searched it and all I could find was this.
"Marketplace name (to be avoided in the gem trade) for wax-treated (wax-impregnated) hydrophane."
I don't think that description fits your comment
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Bulldog wrote:Not you lousy luke. That boowhacker Alexisio.
I can easily understand how you mixed us up there for a moment. .................. "lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.
lucky luke- Posts : 92
Join date : 2012-06-06
Location : Cootamundra
Re: On your knees!
Dirtbikepilot wrote:lucky luke wrote:Butch!!! You've been peeking!!! Or was it the noise I made when I kicked it awake in the pissophane?
Righto what is a pissophane. I searched it and all I could find was this.
"Marketplace name (to be avoided in the gem trade) for wax-treated (wax-impregnated) hydrophane."
I don't think that description fits your comment
Probably a typo on my part. Pissophane = that thing you water in the "mens" rather than sitting down to do the deed.
lucky luke- Posts : 92
Join date : 2012-06-06
Location : Cootamundra
Re: On your knees!
lucky luke wrote:"lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.
Where did you pick the lice up. You know there are treatments for them.
Re: On your knees!
Dirtbikepilot wrote:lucky luke wrote:"lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.
Where did you pick the lice up. You know there are treatments for them.
Two of you now!!?? Comedians everywhere tonight!? Place is crawling with them.
lucky luke- Posts : 92
Join date : 2012-06-06
Location : Cootamundra
Re: On your knees!
I heard your crawling with them!
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: On your knees!
Dirtbikepilot wrote:lucky luke wrote:"lousy"? Come on butch. No need for name calling. I was having a nice night until you hurt my delicate feelings.
Where did you pick the lice up. You know there are treatments for them.
Well if it was his head in the avatar who knows what nasties he's picked up. He could have mad cow disease.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: On your knees!
Thats ok we got Members who bat for both teams,you can be Capt of that team! Leave the Mistress to me.centralPA wrote:Im on the other team.
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
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