See how you go with this Fukushima

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
how many peppers did peter piper pick?


When you get your new keyboard you will keep forgetting to use the P

No good mate, but got this one nailed

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."


So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Haven't ever heard that one before. Thank you.

Funnily enough I am getting used to reading your posts with the replacement B.
How easily we are corrupted.