The story of the Fairy Prince.

Once apon a time in a town far far away, there lived a little boy who's name was Alexisio. Now as if a name like that was'nt bad enough, Alex had this fixation with his doodle (Adults read penis). Every spare minute of every day was spent admiring and fondling his small appendage. He had already established that girls were lacking in this area, by peeking through the key hole on the bathroom door. one day while on one of these expeditions, Alex experienced a strange tingling in doodle and the more he rubbed the front of his shorts the more pleasing his new experience became. One evening Alex was playing in the bath as he was prone to when suddenly his mother burst through the door and caught him a the crucial moment of ejaculation. 'So thats what your up to you naughty boy' said his mother, 'Dont you know what happens to boys who play with themselves' she said. 'Well I can tell you it will fall of if you dont stop and you wont ever be able to pee again. Now tomorrow she continued, your to go and see Father Flarity and confess this terrible sin. The next day Alex went down to the church and waited his turn to enter the confessional box and told the Rev Father all about it....Well now me boy said Father Flarity, Its nothing that cant be set right. Save this stuff for later on when yer meet the right girl son! Now say 3 our fathers and 5 hail marys for yer penance and remember save it for later. The years ticked by and one day alexisio met this nice bit of crumpet and they decided to get married so in due course they called to see Father Flarity to make the necessary arrangements. As they were leaving Alexisio said Tell me Father Do you remember some years ago my coming to confession for masterbating? Father Flarity scratched his head and said well no why is there a problem son. Alexisio said well no its just that you told me to save it for later and I've got six forty four gallon drums of the stuff, what do i do with it now?

You really need to keep an eye on your home brew! Someone has obviously put some strange concoction in it , how else would you explain this weird and wonderful delusion your having ? Maybe Father Flarity , no i better not say anything . Butch, beware of the Sandman , he is coming for you.

Not sure what else to say.

Is this an authorised biography of Alexisio? Thanks for sharing and the research that must have
gone into this.

What research ? I think he was Father Flarity's flower boy.