Nobody takes me seriously?

Why is that do you think, nobody takes me seriously!!!
And it pisses me of no end. Alright I'm not the most subtle guy around but ( I GOT FEELINGS TOO.) Ok so I've screwed up a few times but basically I'm a nice guy. (watch it sonshine) I've already told yers about the shit I was always in at school, if anything went pear shaped it was always down to me. No honest! I went to school late one morning and Mrs turnner said.....perhaps you could explain to us all why your late again I said yeah , me dad got badly burnt this morning. She said oh dear I hope it was'nt to serious. I said.. they don't fuck round down at the crematorium you know! Bingo in the corner again.No lunch, write 500 lines...I will not use dirty language! Huh! Another time I told me mum how all the others got three wine gums if they answered a question right but how Mrs T would'nt ask me, so mum said here's a couple a bob, go down to the corner shop and get some of yer own. So I went down and had a look and come away with a bag of black balls. Next day at general knowledge time (old fagan) My special name for Mrs T, looks up from her paper work, sniffs the air and says....Who's got black balls? I said Sonny Listen I believe thats three wine gums. Truth is I'm not a loser just a work in progress.

I see that managing apocalypso is starting to take its toll

wow finally . I didnt get the jokes but the effort is there.
This is just the kind of thing that will please the investors

C'Mon you cant be serious ? you really dont expect us too, do you? You cant attract sponsors to this site. You dont let me win a free iphone,and ive notice paint your nails ( for the ladies ) an certain cds. You even expect us to believe you went too school Ptttttttttt. Sorry got to go weekend detention is over. And i dont want a fkn Green Card.