Homebrew cat burglar.
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Homebrew cat burglar.
In the last three days my Mrs has drunk 4 litres of my newest beer brew. Its still fermenting but she's into it like a pig into shit. If I leave my office unlocked for two minutes, she's in like flynn. So the question is how to deal with it. I've put a lock on the door, but its a bloody nuisance having to remember to lock every time. Has anyone got a real sour receipe that would make her crook and put her off the idea?
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: Homebrew cat burglar.
If she is an alcho taste dont matter , re; metho an turps . Let her make her own ,cleaning bottles an all i would bet she gives it away, easier to pilfer yours! Bottom line you cant stop it.
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: Homebrew cat burglar.
id divorce her.
Apocalypse prettysoon- Posts : 378
Join date : 2012-05-03
Location : NSW
Re: Homebrew cat burglar.
You could do a couple of bottles of any concoction and put it on the top for her to pick up. Water and gravox. Milk and tobasco with a
sardine for added flavour. Doesn't really matter what you put in it, it's not alcohol and will taste and smell like shit. Just mark the bottle so you know which it is. You don't even have to worry about sterilising the bottle.
I suppose the question is how many bottles will she open before she gives up?
sardine for added flavour. Doesn't really matter what you put in it, it's not alcohol and will taste and smell like shit. Just mark the bottle so you know which it is. You don't even have to worry about sterilising the bottle.
I suppose the question is how many bottles will she open before she gives up?
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