What me pissed ? never!
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What me pissed ? never!
Went down to my local sports club Saturday night had a few sherbets and left some two hours later. I pulled out of the car park and slipped quietly up the road towards home ever watchful for the Plods. At the next intersection I went to make a right turn and as I progressed round suddenly I thought.....What the hell ? Yes it was a pedestrian crossing from right to left in front of me. Dressed in black complete with beany. I braked, he flashed me an agitated look and carried on across. It was so close. Alcohol , poor street lighting and inappropriate dark clothing, could have been a disaster.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: What me pissed ? never!
I hate it when pricks who have had a few sherbets cant see me on a pedestrian crossing, DBP stop sucking up your lips must get sore!
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: What me pissed ? never!
Butch is depressed you cant be sucking up the right way!
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: What me pissed ? never!
I know you love me lexisio, your just teasing.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: What me pissed ? never!
Drunk driving is a skill and it needs practice to master it. When I was a lad before random breath testing, my father had mastered the art of drunk driving, and the family felt quite safe in the station wagon returning from a family outing.
I never learnt that skill due to random breath testing making me too scared of the big bad government to do it. And as a consequence Id be just as likely to run over blackclad numpties as butch is.
Such is the nonsense of rules catering to perceived saftey rather long held principles.
I know Id feel alot safer walking down butchs street if I knew he'd driven drunk that same route every night for the past 30 years,
I never learnt that skill due to random breath testing making me too scared of the big bad government to do it. And as a consequence Id be just as likely to run over blackclad numpties as butch is.
Such is the nonsense of rules catering to perceived saftey rather long held principles.
I know Id feel alot safer walking down butchs street if I knew he'd driven drunk that same route every night for the past 30 years,
Apocalypse prettysoon- Posts : 378
Join date : 2012-05-03
Location : NSW
Re: What me pissed ? never!
Thank you ! thank you ! Please enough I say. Yes I realise I'm like a father figure to you guys but really, adulation is quiet unnecessary .
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
Re: What me pissed ? never!
STOP ! No more about drink driving , i found out that was a relo of mine an you deliberately tried to run him over! Poor young fellow traumatised for life now.
alexisio- Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 32
Location : fraser coast qld
Re: What me pissed ? never!
was the other guy sober? He might have wrecked his car and was forced to walk home
Re: What me pissed ? never!
Who knows ! He looked kind of suspicious. I on the other hand was well within acceptible limits.
Bulldog- Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 75
Location : Perth
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