Log in

I forgot my password

Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Latest topics
» we made the news
Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:45 pm by centralPA

» going over old times
Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:17 pm by Dirtbikepilot

» Hi I'm Blythe and new to this site
Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:20 pm by Dirtbikepilot

» Hi-Jacked Thread
Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:00 pm by Dirtbikepilot

» Never say die.
Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:54 am by Dirtbikepilot

» Peace and quiet.
Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:44 am by Dirtbikepilot

» Christmas cheer
Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:15 am by alexisio

» we lost the mayor race
Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:31 am by Dirtbikepilot

» Dear Diary
Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:45 am by alexisio

September 2017
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930 

Calendar Calendar

Affiliates
free forum


What me pissed ? never!

View previous topic View next topic Go down

What me pissed ? never!

Post by Bulldog on Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:55 am

Went down to my local sports club Saturday night had a few sherbets and left some two hours later. I pulled out of the car park and slipped quietly up the road towards home ever watchful for the Plods. At the next intersection I went to make a right turn and as I progressed round suddenly I thought.....What the hell ? Yes it was a pedestrian crossing from right to left in front of me. Dressed in black complete with beany. I braked, he flashed me an agitated look and carried on across. It was so close. Alcohol , poor street lighting and inappropriate dark clothing, could have been a disaster. drunken
avatar
Bulldog

Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 68
Location : Perth

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Dirtbikepilot on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:09 am

I hate it when pricks in dark clothing try and set you up.
avatar
Dirtbikepilot

Posts : 870
Join date : 2012-05-02
Location : Hunter Valley

View user profile http://www.hasbro.com/playskool/en_US/mrpotatohead/

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by alexisio on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:17 am

I hate it when pricks who have had a few sherbets cant see me on a pedestrian crossing, DBP stop sucking up your lips must get sore!
avatar
alexisio

Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 26
Location : fraser coast qld

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Dirtbikepilot on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:24 am

What was that? Couldn't hear you from the squishy/slurpy noises
avatar
Dirtbikepilot

Posts : 870
Join date : 2012-05-02
Location : Hunter Valley

View user profile http://www.hasbro.com/playskool/en_US/mrpotatohead/

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by alexisio on Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:26 am

Butch is depressed you cant be sucking up the right way!
avatar
alexisio

Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 26
Location : fraser coast qld

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Bulldog on Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:20 am

I know you love me lexisio, your just teasing.
avatar
Bulldog

Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 68
Location : Perth

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Apocalypse prettysoon on Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:08 am

Drunk driving is a skill and it needs practice to master it. When I was a lad before random breath testing, my father had mastered the art of drunk driving, and the family felt quite safe in the station wagon returning from a family outing.
I never learnt that skill due to random breath testing making me too scared of the big bad government to do it. And as a consequence Id be just as likely to run over blackclad numpties as butch is.
Such is the nonsense of rules catering to perceived saftey rather long held principles.

I know Id feel alot safer walking down butchs street if I knew he'd driven drunk that same route every night for the past 30 years,
avatar
Apocalypse prettysoon

Posts : 378
Join date : 2012-05-03
Location : NSW

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Bulldog on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:22 am

Thank you ! thank you ! Please enough I say. Yes I realise I'm like a father figure to you guys but really, adulation is quiet unnecessary .
avatar
Bulldog

Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 68
Location : Perth

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by alexisio on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:20 am

STOP ! No more about drink driving , i found out that was a relo of mine an you deliberately tried to run him over! Poor young fellow traumatised for life now.
avatar
alexisio

Posts : 761
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 26
Location : fraser coast qld

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by centralPA on Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:37 pm

was the other guy sober? He might have wrecked his car and was forced to walk home
avatar
centralPA

Posts : 374
Join date : 2012-06-02
Age : 54
Location : I feel welcomed

View user profile http://www.facebook.com

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Bulldog on Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:35 pm

Who knows ! He looked kind of suspicious. I on the other hand was well within acceptible limits.
avatar
Bulldog

Posts : 611
Join date : 2012-05-02
Age : 68
Location : Perth

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: What me pissed ? never!

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum