Rant for Jenny!

Why do you do this- you asked me. So here is what I should tell you.


David in NOT going to give you $1000 so that you can get a car. No one is going to give you anything. Anyone who gives you something will expect something in return.

Your counseling is not working.

I told you a year ago what to do- and it was most unwelcomed. Get rid of caller ID and features- get on the lifeline program that pays some of the cost- get rid of one of your cell phones and cut your cable package down.

If you had listened to me- you would have saved over $100 each month. So $300 from when you junked the old car- and 13 months of $100 would be $1600 you would have for a car.

No one is going to loan you a car for the whole day. Gas money does not cover wear and tear or the value of someones time.

You did not hear a word I said over the 15+ who live in the area homeless shelter.

You dont even freaking have a budget wrote out!!

Since you insist on having caller id, and the extras- in one year, two years, five years time- you will have the same amount of cash saved for a car that you do now- which is $000,000.00.

No one owes you a "hand up".

The good news is that when someone calls one of your 3 phones- you will see the number on caller id.

Hip hip horray!

Yeh Jenny, what he said. Take that.

Did she listen or does she still have the 3 phones and want your hand outs?

I like Jenny. i hope she doesn't get cut from this series.

Dirtbikepilot wrote:Yeh Jenny, what he said. Take that.

Did she listen or does she still have the 3 phones and want your hand outs?

She is not a stacker- not on here. She wont listen. She does not want to hear it.

She wants a pity party and a car.

Thats not 100% true about people who give want something in return centralpa.
There are altruistic souls out there.
I know my big problem is i give too much.

Sharing is caring.
Forget that gossip Jenny,I never liked her, have you bothered to look into Winston Shrout yet?

In that case could you get her a car?

No. But Winston Shrout can.

Let me share the concept of a spiritual blinder.
That stops people doing things, or knowing things, or thinking about things.
This is a veil. A spiritual hocus pocus put on certain truths to stop or confuse otherwise rational men from seeing them.

We all think ourselves too smart and strong willed to be affected by such hocus pocus. Even if it was possible. But we aren't.

That's the genius of it.

I'm suggesting centralpa that there's a veil between you and the truth that will solve your financial woes. And you may need to get some Jesus into you in order to look into Winston Shrout.
Jenny's a hopeless case of course. That harpy wouldnt know JEsus if HE sat on her face.

Dear Jenny i will give you a Pity Party! Come on over to OZ an we will work something out i have a spare Tonka out the back you can ride in. Cheers Big Al

She sounds good today. David stopped in at 3am and banged her.

Tell me Jenny is not 78 as well is she?

Jenny Jenny where are you,i was up at 3 a.m.

No- she is 51, but looks 35.

centralPA wrote:No- she is 51, but looks 35.

Pics so we can judge for ourselves,i am the best option for her here,the other guys are ALL MARRIED plus i am an can last the whole minute it will take.

Is that a 35 year old that looks 25, or 35 year old that looks 50?

She is 51, but had some kid chasing her cause he thought she was 35.


...and no pics for you!!

Jenny Jenny dreams are 10 a penny. I am waiting here for you,you will not be disappointed

Still waiting for the pictures of jenny.

You are not getting a picture of her.

I won't show them to dicklessio

what am I, a pimp?

you can be if you want. Or you could just consider yourself a budding magazine editor.
send the picks and we will asses your possibilities in the magazine world.

She goes out dancing every week- 2x a week. She like country music.

i like cuntry music too

Jenny sounds like a clapped out old bag in need of some retreads.
When you move CP30, try to move nextdoor to someone premenopause.
This thread is almost as depressing as seeing ladybird flirt with the old farts. ( and picturing her varicose veins and moustaches and smelling the mothballs as she opens her legs a little in lust)

Man I like to be a fly on the wall when she read that.