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my toaster is in peril

Post by centralPA on Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:52 pm

A pop tart melted in it- there is goo all over it. I am in bad shape. I use it every day!

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Post by alexisio on Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:29 pm

What the fuck is a pop tart ? I thought Micheal Jackson got into your toaster, for a second
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Post by centralPA on Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:31 pm

it is a pastry that comes in a box that you heat up in the toaster
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Post by lucky luke on Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:29 pm

centralPA wrote:it is a pastry that comes in a box that you heat up in the toaster

It's a yank think Big A. Sort of like the "Crispy Creme" craze, Star spangled banner love affair and Gridiron. It won't catch on over here fortunately. We will continue to use toasters as they are meant to be used ie to put a slice of bread into in order to turn it into toast.

Gooey stuff all over your toaster central? Shocked You need to be more careful with your tarts when you try to pop them!
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Post by centralPA on Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:24 am

I am still using it. I just put the toaster on the enclosed porch so I dont get ants.
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Post by alexisio on Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:28 am

Buy a new one?
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Post by Bulldog on Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:30 am

centralPA wrote:I am still using it. I just put the toaster on the enclosed porch so I dont get ants.

Now there's a word I have'nt heard for a long time PORCH, thats a kiwi term.
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Post by alexisio on Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:32 am

Bulldog wrote:
centralPA wrote:I am still using it. I just put the toaster on the enclosed porch so I dont get ants.

Now there's a word I have'nt heard for a long time PORCH, thats a kiwi term.
Yeah like when they go feshing, wow "i caught a big Porch"
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Post by Bulldog on Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:38 am

Now listen dough ball, your already in trouble with the internet police so you might need all the friends you can get. Even one would be a start.
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Post by centralPA on Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:08 am

Yeah! I might gather the ants and ship em!
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Post by lucky luke on Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:10 am

Bulldog wrote:Now listen dough ball, your already in trouble with the internet police so you might need all the friends you can get. Even one would be a start.

There still after him? I've just been reading Assanges unauthorised bio. Thats how it started with him too. Suspicious "quirks" associated with trying to log on to previously accessable sites/links etc. Watchout A, their coming to get you! Don't forget, bag at the front door containing clean undies and a quantity of corks. Smile
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Post by centralPA on Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:28 am

the goo most of it has burned off... almost like there could be a fire... but no fire. the alarm did not go off- so we are good.
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Post by Bulldog on Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:35 am

lucky luke wrote:
Bulldog wrote:Now listen dough ball, your already in trouble with the internet police so you might need all the friends you can get. Even one would be a start.

There still after him? I've just been reading Assanges unauthorised bio. Thats how it started with him too. Suspicious "quirks" associated with trying to log on to previously accessable sites/links etc. Watchout A, their coming to get you! Don't forget, bag at the front door containing clean undies and a quantity of corks. Smile

Alright I got to ask, what are the corks for? whoa
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Post by centralPA on Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:46 am

?? the corks "had" to be extracted from the wine... lots of them
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Post by alexisio on Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:13 am

Corks to plug arsehole so you dont shit yourself, hell thats common knowledge around these parts.
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Post by lucky luke on Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:53 am

alexisio wrote:Corks to plug arsehole so you dont shit yourself, hell thats common knowledge around these parts.
Nope. Corks for prison time to stop things getting up where they should't be getting up into. Shocked
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Post by Bulldog on Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:54 am

Oh right, you mean being rearended by some of his inmates. They tell me they dont look at the mantel piece when they're stoking the fire. Best he starts of with champaign corks, not that it'll make alot of difference, in 12 months time a pick handle wont keep them out. smoke
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Post by centralPA on Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:13 pm

today- I got up late- I did not make toast with my eggs.
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Post by alexisio on Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:30 pm

Holy crap Batman,what no toast ! How the fuck will you make it through the day? You must keep up good feeding habits if you want to keep going along with the Election thingy. Otherwise you will fall behind and you will never get your donation back.Did you tell them you needed your donation money back so you could buy Bread to make toast ? Come live in Australia we know who wins the Election before we even vote ,no worrys!
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Post by centralPA on Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:21 am

They play that trick there too! Man oh man.
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Post by Blythe Masters on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:39 am

What exactly is a 'toaster'? I assumed at first it was a local name for one that raises a toast
to someone or something.

Blythe I love you
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Post by alexisio on Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:29 am

Oh you need to get among the common folk ,for a while.
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Post by lucky luke on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:11 am

uptown girl???
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Post by centralPA on Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:48 pm

it is a metal box and magic- turns plain bread into a delightfully warm peice of heaven
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Post by alexisio on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:48 pm

I would rather something else that feels like a touch of heaven, that sounds like a good name for a massage palour.
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